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#1 Posted: : Thursday, June 25, 2009 12:13:28 PM
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Can anything top this?
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Killing people is good therapy.


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#2 Posted: : Thursday, June 25, 2009 7:39:34 PM
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I would pay to watch that. LOL.
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#3 Posted: : Friday, June 26, 2009 10:29:56 AM
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Wow, thats pretty...trippy.

Here are some I found.





Good luck with that, guys. Tell me if you find any.




lulwhut?




"I wouldn't do it again" says the hero, "she's been a pain this week"








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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#4 Posted: : Thursday, July 09, 2009 9:42:24 AM
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I think I found an even more awesome headline.
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Killing people is good therapy.


Mr. 12
#5 Posted: : Thursday, July 09, 2009 10:08:55 AM
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
I think I found an even more awesome headline.


Prostitute assassins that go after midget wrestlers...

...

This complicates life in ways that I never thought were possible.
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#6 Posted: : Thursday, July 09, 2009 11:42:29 AM
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nothing beats the headline :
"I KICKED BURNING TERRORIST SO HARD IN BALLS THAT I TORE A TENDON."

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yes. please go fuck yoruself and die.


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it's ok. all computer components have clearly dotted lines along which you can cut* to make smaller.

Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#7 Posted: : Friday, September 18, 2009 5:04:55 PM
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Not the greatest but I had a big WTF? moment when I saw it:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com..._news-crime_and_courts/

"Insane killer escapes on trip to fair"

Apparently it's actually quite normal to take mentally ill murderers to the county fair...
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Killing people is good therapy.


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#8 Posted: : Friday, September 18, 2009 6:17:51 PM
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That was my thought as well. One would think that we are spending all of that money to keep them locked up for a reason...
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#9 Posted: : Friday, September 18, 2009 9:52:44 PM
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
Not the greatest but I had a big WTF? moment when I saw it:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com..._news-crime_and_courts/

"Insane killer escapes on trip to fair"

Apparently it's actually quite normal to take mentally ill murderers to the county fair...


Luckily none of us live in Spokane.

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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#10 Posted: : Wednesday, February 10, 2010 1:15:24 PM
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#11 Posted: : Friday, March 12, 2010 11:03:12 AM
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I love the CIA

Razor wrote:
Killing people is good therapy.


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#12 Posted: : Monday, March 22, 2010 2:37:25 AM
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fucking kangaroos...
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#13 Posted: : Wednesday, March 24, 2010 1:31:14 PM
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This is possibly the new greatest headline of all time.
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Killing people is good therapy.


Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#14 Posted: : Tuesday, April 13, 2010 5:12:18 PM
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The pic in this one really makes it:

http://www.popsci.com/sc...m-heart-taser-study-says
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Killing people is good therapy.


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